taylorswift so like can i get your pumpkin chocolate chip cookie recipe or nah

taylorswift come on come on don’t leave me like this

I use different ones but this one is pretty solid.. Except that I don’t use milk chocolate chips, I use semi sweet or dark chocolate chocolate bars that I chopped up into different sized chocolate chunks.


  • taylor swift: has a boyfriend
  • the media: omg what a slut
  • taylor swift: doesn't have a boyfriend
  • the media: lol nobody wants to date her
  • taylor swift: wears a modest dress
  • the media: she's such a prude
  • taylor swift: wears a revealing dress
  • the media: what a terrible role model
  • taylor swift: has curly hair
  • the media: she really needs to try something new with her hair
  • taylor swift: gets bangs and straightens hair
  • the media: bring back the curls it's what you're known for
  • taylor swift: is surprised to win an award
  • the media: she is so fake
  • taylor swift: doesn't act surprised to win an award
  • the media: she's so ungrateful

I was at the doctors and I had to get my hpv shot and I have a strong hatred for needles. so I put on my headphones and started playing shake it off and told the nurse “I’m sorry I just really don’t like shots so I’m just gonna listen to some slaylor swift”. she gave me a really weird look and left asap. HAHAH.